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Waterfalls, Elevations (Hills) & Ponds

Alright guys, so a lot of you are still having trouble with the three main visual illusion tutorials we’ve posted. And I’ve found an in-depth video tutorial done by WiseManFT which is not only exceptionally helpful, but it covers all three in one video! Hallelujah!

Firstly, mad props to WiseManFT for this amazing video.

Secondly, go watch it and get that dream farm going!

Thirdly, remember if you know any Web Developers / Designers that would be interested in helping design the site, get them to post a comment somewhere and I’ll e-mail them!

Thanks again (especially for the all support and helping Farm Town Guru stay alive) you guys!



The Best Offense is a Strong Defense.

Okay, so I get harassed by Farm Town users on a daily basis. Mainly the “no one likes you stop spamming your stupid ugly website you’re going to die alone” types.. or similarly vulgar ones. I’m sorry the chat spamming is so irritating, but my goal is to let as many of the 16,000,000 active users playing Farm Town find this website so they can figure out the answers and solutions to all the questions and problems they’ve been facing in creating their ideal dream farm.

Yet again, I know the text is irritating and I’m sorry, but I’m trying to educate the farthest reaches of the world, and it’s working! We’re proud to say we’ve been visited by over 100 countries! Please don’t hate us, just understand that we’re trying to make this game more enjoyable for the masses, because not everyone can pick up the tricks of the Farm Town trade as easily as some, and we think everyone should have an equal shot at being a Guru.

That being said, it’s time for some mini-announcements. Firstly, I’m in the midst of deciding whether or not I should make the Farm Town Guru Community Forums, the idea is a place where Farm Town Guru’s (and up-and-coming Guru’s!) can socialize, connect and share their knowledge and designs. A more isolated form of communication versus the substantially active Slashkey Farm Town Forums, which I personally find are extremely over-populated and not really interactive enough.. and that’s before I start complaining about the design! 😉

The second announcement I have is that Farm Town Guru is now looking to fill some staff positions. We’re looking to expand our library of Video Tutorials so we’re looking for someone with editing talent who’d like to be the frontman (or woman) of our Video Tutorials (Note: The person must have the knowledge and ability to film their screen and narrate directions as well. We’re also looking for Web Designers (or Graphic Designers) to help design (and code) a newer more improved Farm Town Guru website, and lastly, if we do decide to create forums, we’ll be looking for Forum Moderators.

Thanks for taking the time to read this, and if you know anyone who can fill any of the staff positions we’re looking for, perhaps send them our way? Have a good one Gurus.


Farm Town Guru's downtime.

I’d like to personally apologize for the down time we experienced today, our hosting provider set a bandwidth limit on our web server (even though we’re paying for UNLIMITED bandwidth, they gave us a 50gb limit.. but it’s resolved now..) and we were down for the majority of the day.

Regardless, everything has been fixed and we’ll be resuming our tutorials soon. I’ve gotten some reports of a website that’s a lot like Farm Town Guru which is stealing all of our content, if you have any information regarding this please leave a comment with it as we’re contacting legal offices regarding the issue.

Thanks again for your continued support Farm Towners, and we look forward to posting many more helpful guides for you all to make your dream farms.

Farm Town Guru Site Owner & Admin

"Creating Hills, Cliffs & Stairs" Added!!

We’ve finally unveiled our tutorial on making multi-level farms. Creating that optical illusion of hills, stairs and any other platform you can think of! Now you can have awesome levels like this in your farm:

View the Hills, Cliffs & Stairs Tutorial Now!

Hills Preview

Interested yet? Click the image above to jump to the tutorial right away and get started on moving one step closer to the farm of your dreams! We know it’s corny, but hey, it works!

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New Crop Datasheet Added!

That’s right! We updated our Crop Datasheet to Farmer Jay’s newest release version! This one is packed with tons of stuff and breaks down the math behind Farm Town to the tee! Check it out now!

Crops Datasheet

Visit the Crop Datasheet now! Click the image!

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Crop Grow Time Chart is Up!

We’ve released a chart that helps you figure out exactly when your crops will be ready! It’s super helpful! Click on the image below to visit our Crop Grow Time Chart right now!

Crop Grow Times

All the information needed to figure out your crop cycles can be easily found on the chart, so head over to it now and get your learning caps on!!

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