The Best Offense is a Strong Defense.

Okay, so I get harassed by Farm Town users on a daily basis. Mainly the “no one likes you stop spamming your stupid ugly website you’re going to die alone” types.. or similarly vulgar ones. I’m sorry the chat spamming is so irritating, but my goal is to let as many of the 16,000,000 active users playing Farm Town find this website so they can figure out the answers and solutions to all the questions and problems they’ve been facing in creating their ideal dream farm.

Yet again, I know the text is irritating and I’m sorry, but I’m trying to educate the farthest reaches of the world, and it’s working! We’re proud to say we’ve been visited by over 100 countries! Please don’t hate us, just understand that we’re trying to make this game more enjoyable for the masses, because not everyone can pick up the tricks of the Farm Town trade as easily as some, and we think everyone should have an equal shot at being a Guru.

That being said, it’s time for some mini-announcements. Firstly, I’m in the midst of deciding whether or not I should make the Farm Town Guru Community Forums, the idea is a place where Farm Town Guru’s (and up-and-coming Guru’s!) can socialize, connect and share their knowledge and designs. A more isolated form of communication versus the substantially active Slashkey Farm Town Forums, which I personally find are extremely over-populated and not really interactive enough.. and that’s before I start complaining about the design! 😉

The second announcement I have is that Farm Town Guru is now looking to fill some staff positions. We’re looking to expand our library of Video Tutorials so we’re looking for someone with editing talent who’d like to be the frontman (or woman) of our Video Tutorials (Note: The person must have the knowledge and ability to film their screen and narrate directions as well. We’re also looking for Web Designers (or Graphic Designers) to help design (and code) a newer more improved Farm Town Guru website, and lastly, if we do decide to create forums, we’ll be looking for Forum Moderators.

Thanks for taking the time to read this, and if you know anyone who can fill any of the staff positions we’re looking for, perhaps send them our way? Have a good one Gurus.



  1. Still. Please STOP spamming the chat. There are other ways to get the message out. Create a FB group or something. Spamming the chat makes you no better than all the beggars in the Marketplace… “PLZ HIRE ME PLZ HIRE ME PLZ HIRE ME”

    It’s ridiculous. You’re NOT sorry, you’ve been doing it consistently for weeks. It’s no longer necessary.

    1. I am interested in the Video Tutorial. I already have a video software to record my screen. I can give it a try if you give me a chance. I’m currently at level 24 in Farm Town mot probably will level up tonight.

  2. Please keep ignoring the haters. I love this site. It was very helpful and I have gotten alot of comments on my waterfall and small lake. I have been more than happy to pass on this website to those who are interested and will continue to do so. Keep up the good work. 🙂 Thank you again for this wonderful site.

  3. Thank you for your site. I found it to be very helpful in designing my farm. I learned how to keep from getting booted and all about the game to make my farming more fun. Keep up the great work. THANK YOU ….. THANK YOU…

  4. I shamefully do admit to seeing the blog blast from this site in the Marketplace and have reported you on 3 occasions (you’re fast!!!). Anyway ~ I had no idea what this site was about and figured you were a hacker. I had been attacked by several different Trojan virus’ while plating this game and obviously got a little jumpy when I felt threatened.

    I feel terrible, and have told all of my friends you’re a legit and very knowledgeable site keeper.

    Please accept my highest praises and my deepest apologies.

    1. I totally accept. Ahaha. I can somewhat understand why people thought I was hacking, but it was the easiest way for me to spread the word. 🙂

  5. I say each one teach one…i have told everyone i know about your wonderful website and i say let the harrassing begin! lol
    I wish someone had told me at the begining of my trip on farmtown, it would have saved me lots of time and money and frustration.

    Thank you for all that you do

  6. I LOVE this site….Kudos to you Klikster!!!!
    I do have to admit I was a little upset with the scrolling when I first seen the site ‘advertised’ in chat at the market place. But then thought – hmmm why not check it out. Boy am I glad I did!!!!!
    Thank you so much for such an informative site. I have gotten many compliments on my waterfall and have referred friends to check out the site.

  7. hi firstly i would just like to say thank you so much i for this site, i have found it so helpful. i think the furum idea is an fab idea and would be very interested in being a moderator. please contact me by email. thank you

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